The Kingdom of Queen Gita is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 56 million subjects of Her Majesty are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Manipuri economy, worth 861 billion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 15,382 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Gita's national animal is the peasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Queen Gita is ranked 56,327^th in the world and 1,279^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 551.34 on the Clooney Contribution Index.